Chelsea Handler has heard sufficient about Prince Harry’s “todger.”
The humorist took some juicy jabs on the Duke of Sussex and different well-known of us together with James Corden and Kanye West throughout her monologue because the host of the 2023 Critics Choice Awards on Sunday.
Handler, 47, poked enjoyable in any respect the press protection surrounding Harry’s new memoir, “Spare,” particularly the revelation that he suffered from a frostbitten penis whereas serving as the very best man at his brother Prince William’s 2011 wedding ceremony.
“Niecy Nash-Betts is nominated for ‘Dahmer.’ ‘Dahmer’ turned the third highest-viewed present on Netflix, with a mixed watch time of 1 billion hours,” she stated on stage. “Which, apparently, is similar period of time we’re going to need to take heed to Prince Harry discuss his frostbitten penis. Enough already.”
The “Chelsea Lately” alum additionally introduced up Corden’s transient ban from Balthazar restaurant final 12 months when the “Late Late Show” host allegedly berated a server over an order of eggs.
While acknowledging the solid of the Hulu present “The Bear,” she quipped, “They confirmed us how grueling and the way completely depressing working within the restaurant trade might be — they usually didn’t even have to attend on James Corden.”
But Corden, 44, wasn’t the one discuss present host to come back beneath Handler’s fireplace.
She additionally alluded to the 2021 headlines surrounding the reportedly “poisonous” work surroundings at “The Ellen DeGeneres Show.”
“In the film ‘Tár,’ Cate [Blanchett] portrayed an iconic lesbian whose profession is affected by her poisonous conduct. And she didn’t even need to host her personal daytime discuss present,” the “Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea” writer stated.
Handler additionally shared her tackle West’s latest anti-Semitic rants, which included the trope about Jews controlling Hollywood.
“There’s been some stable Jewish fare for this award season. We had ‘The Fabelmans,’ and the Fleishmans [‘Fleishman is in Trouble’] and that enormous bagel in ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once,’” she started.
“We’ve all heard lots of nonsense not too long ago about Jews operating Hollywood. And I want to say, as a Jewish girl, so what in the event that they do? Who cares? The French run bakeries, Italians run the Mafia and Swedish individuals run IKEA.”
At the top of her monologue, Handler landed a punch at Congress.
“It’s an honor to be right here tonight to have all of you have a good time the sensible outcomes of all your exhausting work, your expertise and your dedication this previous 12 months,” she informed the star-studded viewers. “You have entertained us, you may have moved us, enlightened us, and for the primary time, Congress is extra dysfunctional than Hollywood. It even has extra intercourse offenders, so we already gained.”