Tiffany Haddish says pooch was ‘an STD-sniffing dog’

Talk about a guard dog!

Tiffany Haddish revealed on Paris Hilton’s “I am Paris” podcast that her late dog warned her about dates with potential sexually transmitted diseases.

“If a dude came in the house, she would walk up to him immediately,” Haddish said of the pooch. “She’d smile, like — she’s a blue-nosed pitbull, so she has this big ol’ smile — and then she’d instantly smell their genitals.”

The “Girls Trip” actress believed that her dog, Dreamer, gave signals as to when a suitor was a potential danger.

“She would smell their butt, and then she would come over to me and she would sit. And if she sat and just sat there and just like, kind of smiled, it’s all good,” she recalled.

For Dreamer, who passed away in 2022, there was a specific sign when things did not seem to be safe.

“If she sat there and she started sneezing. I’m like, ‘Oh he’s sick.’ I would say something. I would be like, ‘When’s the last time you got a checkup? When’s the last time you went to the doctor?’ And they would be like, ‘What, what, uh, what?’”

She added she would tell men, “Look, if we’re gonna hook up, you definitely got to go to the doctor. They would go and they would have stuff. She knew. She could smell it. She was an STD-sniffing dog.”